Bad Santa

When I was a kid and beginning to understand the concept of money I had a question. How does Santa Claus afford to bring all the toys?

Today in Nashville my lifelong question was finally answered.

In what sounds like a scene from the Billy Bob Thornton movie Bad Santa, a 6 foot tall man dressed as Santa robbed the SunTrust Bank at 4809 Old Hickory Boulevard in Hermitage, Tennessee.

I’m no criminal profiler, but I would say Santa needs the money to keep his Ho, Ho, Hos up.

If you know the identity of the robber or have any information about the bank robbery you can call the FBI Violent Crimes Task Force at 615-232-7500. There is a reward.